Funny Status in English

Funny status in English

Here you will get collection of various funny status for  Whatsapp & Facebook funny status in English

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“Being Someone’S First Love May Be Great But To Be Their Last Is Beyond Perfect.”


“!Brain is Work More ..When You can use…. ”


“Three Mistakes done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & Girl Friend! ”


“80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain. ”


“A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!”


“Alcohol will give different, type of power!.. ”


“All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips. ”


“Always respects your self! ”


“All the Rules are made.. to be break. ”


“Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it.”


“Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman….”


 

“Brain is the best worker,When you can use it….”


“Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone….”


“C.L.A.S.S- Come Late And Start Sleep.”


“Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.”


“Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!.”


“Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.”


“Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.”


“Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.! .”


“Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.. .”


“Excuse me … Pls empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.”


“Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!! ”


“Follow your heart but take your brain with you. ”


“Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. ”


“God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.. ”


“GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything. ”


“HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to U, why the hell are you reading my status? ”


“Hum Sarif bache hai Janaab !! Jab tak maa jagne ke liye na bole majaal hai jo apni Ankh bhi khol de. ”


“I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too. ”


“Hey there whatsapp is using me. ”


“I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice.”


“Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status. ”


“I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…”


“High Power Come ,with High voltage Current! ”


“I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ? ”


“God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!” ”


“I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome.. ”


“Do not drink and park _accidents cause people.”


“I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them. ”


“Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…”


“I just need a good Wifi & Wife. ”


“Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.”


“I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me! ”


“Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!.”


“I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..”


“Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.”


“I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight! ”


“Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.. .”


“I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. ”


“Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.! .”


“I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE in any longer. ”


“Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.”


“I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone. ”


“If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking ”


“I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode”


“If I agreed with you we both were wrong. ”


“I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.! ”


“If I am wired with you then I like you.. ”


“I’m cool but global warming made me very hott.”


“If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..! ”


“I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card. ”


“If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring. ”


“iPhone 7 lagataar 7th aisa phone hai jo mere pass nahi hai. ”


“If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.”


“Life is too Short – Chat Fast! ”


“If you are still hate me!then No Problem!.. ”


“Life is too short smile while u still have teeth. ”


“Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”! ”


“Marriage is the cause of divorce.! ”


“Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. ”


“Marriage means silent suicide. ”


“My style is unique don’t copy it plz! ”


“Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them”


“No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug! ”.


“Only brain is works more…if you use it more. ”


“Oooooh…..Don’t copy my status. ”


“Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside. ”


“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…”


“People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED”.


“People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason. ”


“People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…”


“Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ”


“Rules are made to be break. ”


“Save Water, Drink Beer! ”


“Excuse me … Pls empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.”


“Save Water, Drink Wine!! ”


“Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk. ”


“Status: I on Not on whatsapp.. ”


“Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones”


“When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted. ”


“Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!”


“When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition”


“Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!! ”


“When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”


“You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it .. ”


“When nothing seems right then go left…”


“Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work? ”


“When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy .. ”


“Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.. ”


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